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1.有個病人到醫院去做檢查,結果醫生告訴病人說你要看開一點,請問這個病人得了什麼病 ? 


                                                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                                                   鬥雞眼

2.為什麼劉小姐堅持結婚以後不冠夫姓?       

                                 
                                                                                                                                   他的未婚夫姓夏

 

 

 

3.有一種東西,買的人知道,賣的人也知道,就只有用的人不知道,請問究竟是什麼東西?   

 
                                                                                                                                                       棺材

 

 

 

4.一位即將被槍決的犯人,他的最大願望是什麼? 

 
                                                                                                                                          穿上防彈衣 

 

 

 

5.狼和人生下來的小孩是狼人,那鬼和人生下來的小孩叫什麼?    

 
                                                                                                                                                   不是人

 

 

 

6.什麼樣的桶子永遠裝不滿?

 
                                                                                                                                                      馬桶 

 

 

 

7.寡婦死兒子誰最不幸? 

 
                                                                                                                                          死去的丈夫 

 

 

 

8.地震的時候,在什麼地方最安全?

 
                                                                                                                                               在飛機

 

 

 

9.劉德華被一個從三千公尺高空的東西砸到頭 ,卻沒有受傷,為什麼?


                                                                                                                                           因為那是雨

10.假如因果輪迴是真的,那麼袋鼠的前世是什麼?  

 
                                                                                                                                                       殭屍

 

 

 

11.為什麼黑人不可能當選美國總統?   

 
                                                                                                                                    總統府叫(白宮)

 

 

 

12.一個斷了右手的球員,為什麼還能一邊喝飲料一邊玩球?    

 
                                                                                                                                           他在玩足球

 

 

 

13.法王路易十四被砍頭後他的兒子做了什麼? 

 
                                                                                                                                                       孤兒

 

 

 

14.為什麼要燒紙錢給死人?    

 
                                                                                                                                           搞地下投資

 

 

 

15.長頸鹿的脖子為什麼那麼長?   

 
                                                                                                                                           上吊不成功

 

 

 

16.世界上哪一地區的海不產魚?  

 
                                                                                                                                                       辭海

 

 

 

17.什麼東西長了毛之後就表示成熟了?   

 
                                                                                                                                                   玉蜀黍

 

 

 

18.什麼叫緩兵之計?  

 
                                                                                                                                       改天再告訴你

 

 

 

19.今年聖誕夜,聖誕老人第一件放進襪子裡的是什麼東西?     

                                                                                                                                           他自己的腳

20.用什麼方法,立刻可以找到遺失的圖釘?  

 
                                                                                                                                                   打赤腳

 

 

 

21.為什麼蝙蝠會經常倒吊著?   

 
                                                                                                                                                   胃下垂

 

 

 

22.什麼路不能走?    

 
                                                                                                                                                       網路

 

 

 

23.想在台灣從政,除了台語、國語還要會哪一種語言?    

 
                                                                                                                                               肢體語言

 

 

 

24.被人家放了鴿子還很高興的是誰?  

 
                                                                                                                                                       鴿子

 

 

 

25.左眼跳財,右眼跳災。如果左右眼皮一起跳呢?    

 
                                                                                                                                               破財消災

 

 

 

26.什麼球不能踢?   

 
                                                                                                                                                       鉛球

 

 

 

27.聖女貞德是哪一國人?   

 
                                                                                                                                                       天國


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